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FUCK
/* recursive */
void fuck(int n, int& r)
{ |
# Ugly as fuck, but neccessary -- check if there''s a repeat on the
# previous line at this position, and take care of the + at it''s
# right-hand-side, to avoid the choice processor becomming confused |
| // magic quotes may fuck up file uploads and chunked response processing |
/* newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
If not we''ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
(oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our fucking front page).
Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don''t
even say goodbye, but just drop the connection. */ |
| # fuck the users, fuck them up their stupid asses |
| #ifdef __CYGWIN__ /* fuck Microsoft !!!!! */ |
| fuck = inline(''(y*exp(w+x)-2*z*x)^2+(w+x+y+z-y^2+z^2)^2+(w*x*y*z-x+3)^2+(1/(w+y)+2/(x+z)-y)^2'',''x'',''y'',''z'',''w''); |
;this code is free, you can eat it, drink it, fuck it , as you want...
;just send me a mail if you use it, if you find bugs, or anything else... |
/*
FIXME: why the fuck did anyone ever think this kind of expensive iteration
was a good idea?
*/ |
| /* stara tabulka fuck off */ |
| /* This way doesn''t require any declaration for ANSI to fuck up */ |
/* These are here for sake of fucking lusercode living in the fucking believe
having to fuck around with the syscall interface themselfes. */ |
| // verify that I did not fuck up... |
| die("Read the fucking manual you shitwit and at least use the constructor right!") |
| //fuck, we failed at a proxy! just give up |
FUCKING
/* ``Killing for peace is
like fucking for virginity.''''
-- Unknown */ |
| # This job would be great if it wasn''t for the fucking customers. |
| /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */ |
| # really, you''ve gotta be fucking kidding me |
/*
These magic numbers are fucking stupid.
*/ |
fucking( part, msg, val )
{ |
| // WTF must all this stream manip be done on every fucking insert? |
| #define READMODE "rb" /* fucking DOS/windows */ |
| # always has to be a special fucking case |
| # fucking web "standards" |
/* if we get here, there are massive fucking problems, for a start
* our stack is fucked up, and we can''t return(). Just crash out. */ |
| /* This is fucking hilarious. */ |
/* This is the second time we got no response, so let''s
* fucking remove this entry. */ |
# code below replaces code above - any problems?
# yeah, it doesn''t fucking work. |
/* Welcome to define madness. These are all the get/set methods. There is nothing of
interest beyond this point, except for a fucking big dragon*/ |
FUCK ME
;fuck me harder
;again and again! |
| /* #### fuck me! who wrote this crap? think "abstraction", baby. */ |
/* stupid mswin api won''t let you create the console window
hidden! creating it changes the focus! fuck me! */ |
/* Grrr... SACK. Fuck me even harder. Don''t want to fix it on the
fly, so blow it away. */ |
| /* oh Bill Gates, FUCK ME HARDER... */ |
| /* XXX: fuck me with a fork */ |
/* Fuck me if I remember what the internal command/response counters
* are for... (consider this a FIXME.)
*/ |
/* uhhh.... i''m awfully sorry... Kernighan&Ritchie shall definitely fuck
me when I die... ;-) */
/* btw, they will fuck me anyway due to length of this function :) */ |
PERHAPS IN YOUR IMAGINATION WE FUCK ONE ANOTHER.
I HAVE A HEADACHE TODAY. TOMORROW PERHAPS YOU MAY FUCK ME. |
BITCH
/*
* This is such a bitch, you''d think they would make it easy to do
* this. Away you daemons of stupidity!
*/ |
| // IE is such a bitch sometimes |
/*
* tar bitches about active filesystems, but we do not care.
*/ |
SHIT
| // shit happens ;-) most of the time. |
| /* Some weird shit happened, bail out */ |
| /* Oh shit. Just close and return. */ |
##############################################
# This is the old shit
############################################## |
| /* shit, have to go and interpret the format myself */ |
DIE